Billy Collins – Dec 16, Iyengar II & I

One of my NYC purchases, a newish collection by Billy Collins. I have gone down the same rabbit-hole he describes, but with film stars. I actually think Cheerios are more interesting…

Cheerios

One bright morning in a restaurant in Chicago

as I waited for my eggs and toast,

I opened the Tribune only to discover

that I was the same age as Cheerios.

Indeed, I was a few months older than Cheerios

for today, the newspaper announced,

was the seventieth birthday of Cheerios

whereas mine had occurred earlier in the year.

Already I could hear them whispering

behind my stooped and threadbare back,

Why that dude's older than Cheerios

the way they used to say

Why that's as old as the hills,

only the hills are much older than Cheerios

or any American breakfast cereal,

and more noble and enduring are the hills,

I surmised as a bar of sunlight illuminated my orange juice.